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Friday, 10 September 2010

Re: Furniture

Dear Mr Landlord,

I can explain why your furniture is missing. It seems that the house was burgled while i was at work. The bedding caught fire. There was a severe case of woodworm. A magician vanished it. I sold it so I could pay you my rent.

With your rent,
Soon to be evicted.

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