Living with my Chinese, Live-In Landlord has it's moments and there are so many things I would like to say to him...
Friday, 10 September 2010
Dear Mr Landlord,
I canexplain why your furniture is missing.It seems that the house was burgled while i was at work.The bedding caught fire.There was a severe case of woodworm. A magician vanished it. I sold it so I could pay you my rent.