Wednesday, 22 September 2010

Re: Sink

Dear Mr. landlord,

The sink was broken so I paid a homeless man $600 to fix it and deducted it from the rent.

Mr Tennant.

PS. We need a new sink.

Courtesy of "Crunky"!
Check him out!

Sunday, 19 September 2010

Re: Rent

Dear Mr Landlord,

I gave my rent to your co-worker. Honest...

With a huge grin,
You tennant (and most favorite person).

Wednesday, 15 September 2010


I see you have vanished to China for the week. Now what will I write about?

Sunday, 12 September 2010

Re: Toilet

Dear Mr Landlord,

Are you sure that I can't have a toilet installed in my bedroom to save me from walking all the way down the hall?


A Full Bladder

Saturday, 11 September 2010

Re: Website

Dear Mr Landlord,

The website you saw on my computer screen was just your average image bored where users like to exchange . . tasteful. . images. Honestly.

Local /B/tard

Friday, 10 September 2010

Re: Rusing

Dear Mr Landlord,

Everytime I see you, I raff, then I ruse.

Rove you rong time,

Re: Dishes

Dear Mr Landlord,

Those weren't dirty dishes on the side; Just what I was saving for later.

Licking your plates clean,
Your tenant.